[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What is my name? I dont know

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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