life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Moral

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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The WNBA

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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