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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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