WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Anthony sucks

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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