poopoo

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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