Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

thumb_up thumb_down -4

knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

thumb_up thumb_down +11

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops