A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Alt F4

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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