race-car = rac-ecar

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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