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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Shut the cork up!

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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