Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Guess what What

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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