A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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