An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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