a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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