What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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9/11.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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