what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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this is not a drill.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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