"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Women can vote? WTF

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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