- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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