What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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