What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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