Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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