Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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