Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Neither did she.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why are elephants ears sooo big? The big ears are to help the elephants stay cool. Elephants don't sweat, so they have a hard time dissipating excess heat (keeping cool). Their large ears contain many blood vessels that allow heat to escape into the air. When you see elephants they are usually moving their ears back and forth. This fanning helps to dissipate more heat than if their ears remained still. The enormous ears of elephants act as cooling devices. The gigantic earflaps (which can measure up to 2 square metres (21.5 square feet) are equipped with an intricate web of blood vessels. When the animal flaps its ears, the blood temperature lowers by as much as 5 degrees Celsius (9 degrees Fahrenheit). To keep cool

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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