your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Cleveland winning something

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Robin, get in the car!

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Anti Joke

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