What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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9/11.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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