Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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