I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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