What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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wael.. nuff said

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Tacos

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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