Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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