What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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#IHateHashtags

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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America

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Anti Joke

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