Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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