PENIS :)

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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