what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Anti Joke

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