What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Yanter, Look it up

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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what is orange? an orange

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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