Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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