Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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The government

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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