what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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