- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

One time i was sitting down

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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