why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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