Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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penis hehehehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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