- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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