How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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are you gay does your mom know

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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