Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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i hate you.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Anti Joke

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