The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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american government

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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joke

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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