Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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am i invited to party? no

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Hitler

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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