Ouch.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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