roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What would u like to drink?

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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