Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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