What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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#Hanging Degus

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Bing

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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