You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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