Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Anti Joke

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