- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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