What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Anti Joke

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