How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Maths.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Jews

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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