Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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