Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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