hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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HURT

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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