You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Anti Joke

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