- Anti Joke

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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