- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white, and Pansies are pink.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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