whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Gianni

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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A dancer walks into a barre

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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