why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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here kitty kitty

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Hi

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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