Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What is life? Paul.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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