Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Women's football

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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