Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

thumb_up thumb_down +10

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops