Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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