I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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hashtags suck balls

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You're on fire.

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The american education system.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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hi

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Anti Joke

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