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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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ass in my face ? no

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Your text.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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