Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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WNBA

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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women outside of the kitchen

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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