Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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are u black unlucky

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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