Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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