Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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You're a frog

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Anti Joke

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