A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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