Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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