Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Sex. That is all.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Pavel Novak

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Potato.

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