so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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