If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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