I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Anti Joke

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