Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Period Blood

Cancer.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Netball.

what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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