Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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