What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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