Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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NEVER

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Penis

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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I came.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Anti Joke

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