i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die. Jim: Why? Bob: Cause everybody dies.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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