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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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