Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Hello

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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