what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Women's Rights

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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No.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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