What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Your mom is not fat!

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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