KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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