Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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brett is a dick

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Potato!

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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