Giving birth to the antichrist

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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