What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Malachai.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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learn. advance!

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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JEWS

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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