- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Face Hunter is scum

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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