what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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A van drives into a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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