Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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