- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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