Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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