Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Anti Joke

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