How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Set up Punch line.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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