Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Jersey Shore

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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Anti Joke

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