- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Women's Rights.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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