Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Why? Why not?

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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hi

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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666

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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